jordan should be called "mr. lumpy," because this rock to fakie looks like moldy cheese.

"maaaaaaaaaaaan!!! gordons ollie over the ledge into tranny is so high dude! look how small texas is from this angle!"

"gordon" and "b/s shifty" are two words you should never use in the sentence. however, "gordon did a b/s shifty over the trashcan" is an exception.

i'm hungry. i think i'm just going to skip writing the caption for nick's boneless 360 over the rail and go get a scone.