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Like your grandmother, but a little less Jewish.

Mortavius Shitbeagle

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SHIT BAGEL SHIT BAGEL

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"Lub" is like "dub" as "kneel" is to "feel." But only on the second thursday of the month, totally. Flisk your bisk.

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It's a hard knock life

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What would you do if your lips got jopped off? I mean, REALLY jopped. Jopped as fung, bro.

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You know what is baffling? Why is it that "baffle" and "waffle" are spelled the same but aren't said the same? Thats gay faggot shit.

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cawpie ryt 66 haircuts ago

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