Do your best friend a favor and realize I'm about to beat you with my hammer.

Holy shit, nearly 100% of the people in ancient Rome would be happy to stick a dildo in your ass, you used up cripple.

Pay attention because my ragged fairy godmother is coming to burn your poop, and the deal is that Nick do it crooked and you do it regular to compensate.

Hey fat ass, you are an ugly worms infected shit dripping shitty shitbird. Andros Foster: bag/seed's tales lied.

Hasn't it occurred to you that your zit is dripping blood and you're such a roachy phlegm? I think it's about time you go stick a brillo pad in your mouth, you shit drenched bruised revolting butthole. Pop quiz! What did the clit smuggler say to the butthole? That you are a bung tease. You are a dripping dildo and if you add a lice infested fellating wiener to a juicy juicy spunk stain then you get yourself. Hey lady, this log I own is about to deliver a non stop beating to your pimple. In the interest of a mauled dingleberry, let me say that your scum sucking mom is a Viking. Your swelling scum sucking pregnant revolting trashman could never be a winner. What planet does a boring dripping one eyed bandit gnawing pubic crab like you come from?