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Aslo Porpoise
Born: 8/23/56
Occupation: Certified SCUBA equipment taster
Interests: Sandals, airplanes, squash of all varieties, the sound a fly makes when it's
sleeping
Oh shit! Want a date with this handsome beast of a mammal? His thunderingly powerful metabolism and bold, european clavicles
make all the ladies sweat from their metaphorical penises.
So, what do you say? Do you want this sweaty hunk of man-protein to take you an an underground train ride to Mt. Kilimajaro?
Submit entries to:
I want the microwave
C/O Runco Pants Inc.
2455 McCorkinship Blvd.
Sussatucky, MN 88607
Entries due no later than April 26th, 2011.
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