1. Lemons
2. Muffins
3. Billy Blanks
4. That wierd feeling you get when you hit your funny bone on a dildo, on thursdays
5. The way some cell phone keypads smell
6. Paper towels
7. the F7, F8, and F12 keys on your keyboard
8. Easy-Off Bam
9. Old men who smell like piss but always seem to gravitate towards you
10. The Central nervous system
11. The fact that Bahamanian dollars have the same value as US dollars
12. Conan O'Brien's String dance
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