5/6/2007 - Raffi releases his new album, "Hand On My Glock"

11/23/2008 - The Atlas Site goes Platinum. A new era of stupidity ensues
1/1/11 - VAN DAMME 
11/5/2024 - Ramen elected president. The nation's levels of tastiness and MSG are highest in 73 years

2/3/the future - Everybody will look as cool as this:
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