Do not feed the bears

They swipe pick-a-nick baskets

Dude, SO wack status



Maximoto, a

Japanese word for a real-

Ly hardcore robot



I am dying now.

Pain in my colon - Oh. Shit.

I am not dying.



Duck duck duck duck duck

Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

Duck duck duck duck goose



Mongolia! Out

In the middle of fucking

Eastern Asia, yo.



Spontaneous hu-

Man combustion is hard to

Fit into haiku



I had an uncle

Rocky Horror Picture Show

I don't really know.



I once had a hat.

It controlled my brain and stuff.

That sure was crazy.



Telescooooooooope

Is that five syllables? I

Don't care, its haiku.



Fondle, molest, or

Touch inappropriately.

Hey! Michael Jackson!



Lower intestine

Digestion takes place in there

Gateway to the butt