I called Marco about his double set kickflip, but bitch never called me back.

Jordan does a bomb-ass smith. I'm talkin' dope, nigga.

Simon Harris? No, Andrew August. Breaks? No, nosegrind.

I photoshopped Andrew's f/s nosegrind photo to make it look like a b/s nosegrind.

I'm struggling to think of a joke involving a comparison of manual and automatic transmissions, because Jordan is doing a manual. Get it?

How about: Jordan does Manuel, the mexican busboy.

If Andrew had done a backflip instead of a 5-0, I probably would have used that picture instead.

Jordan does a backflip.

Andrew's b/s 180 is officially dedicated to the memory of Justin Timberlake. He's not dead. Yet.

Nick's boardslide killed Justin Timberlake.

See: previous caption.